GM Helping Reduce Roadway Congestion

Kinja'd!!! "Burt" (Burt)
05/27/2014 at 17:40 • Filed to: GM, Chevrolet, Saturn, Recall, Mediocre

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...by recalling all their cars. I was prowling the lots at my local Chevrolet/Nissan/Lexus/Toyota/Scion super dealership and hidden behind the Corvette Center (a building dedicated to selling nothing but Vettes) was this small grassy area filled with Cobalts, HHRs, and Ions. There were a few Cruzes too, which I assume were there for a separate recall. It was a pretty sad sight.

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After I saw this, I wondered what they're doing at dealerships that don't have much free space. Are they being forced to use the space for their sales fleets to hold the recalled cars?


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Burt
05/27/2014 at 17:44

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My local dealer has done something very similar. They have all the recalled cars sitting in the employee parking lot. its a big dealer so there a ton of spaces. Now the employees are in the grass!


Kinja'd!!! Bandit > Burt
05/27/2014 at 17:55

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All the shitty GM cars!


Kinja'd!!! Burt > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
05/27/2014 at 18:07

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Hmmm, that seems like it would be even worse for the grass than just parking the cars on it and letting them sit. Is the employee lot bigger than the grassy area?


Kinja'd!!! Burt > Bandit
05/27/2014 at 18:09

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Hey now, I wouldn't say all, there weren't any Cavaliers, Cimarrons, or Azteks there, and my Impala wasn't anywhere near that lot.


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Burt
05/27/2014 at 20:27

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heres a beautiful and quick annotated picture! The red surrounds the dealer. The words are how they have it set up. The grass was never used before the recall!


Kinja'd!!! Old-Busted-Hotness > Burt
05/28/2014 at 07:21

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Damn it, there's never a monster truck around when you need one.


Kinja'd!!! Burt > Old-Busted-Hotness
06/01/2014 at 21:38

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That might actually increase the property value ;)


Kinja'd!!! Burt > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
06/01/2014 at 21:40

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Have you considered a career in photoshop? I feel like some of that back area is begging to be used for something.